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Dear Publisher/Agent/Editor,
 
I admit it's 3:40 in the morning, and that these last weeks have been a manic process of readying the first portions of my book, Anachrome, for you. To be honest, I find it a bit difficult to address my enthusiasm for this project within even the most heartfelt query letter. I would so prefer to dance or sing about this book-in-the-making, especially considering my long history as a performing composer. I also want to keep my introduction here succinct.
 
Can I bullet my points?
 
• I am sending this to you because, after years of indie-label style and self-releasing much of my creative work, which includes 10 records of lyrical music, hundreds of illustrations, 3 (secret) novels/visual narratives/collection of poems, plus decades of coaching voices and performing in 300+ venues around the world, I am vying for the opposite of a DIY approach in publishing this book. I want, instead, to DIWY (Do It With You).
 
• Throughout this season of writing, I've supported myself as a composer/voice-coach in lower Manhattan while making hours each day for Anachrome. Through crafting the following (hopefully) readable work, I have discovered an unrelenting delight. My research process has thrillingly included interviewing geneticists specializing in chromosome X and Y,  top microbiologists, and quasar-loving astrophysicists.
 
• Why you: While in my adult years my rebel spirt has significantly about-faced, and now prefers fitting cleanly within structured formalities, this book cannot easily fall into one sellable genre, and yet– I know I'm onto something here. I believe you might equally thrill, along with me, in the journey of getting this book palpably (like a perfectly paper-wrapped deli sandwich) in the hands of curious readers.
 
• Lastly, I admit now it's only 4:23 am, and while most writers whittling submission letters would take days to craft their wooing hopefulness, sleep on their querying cantos, revise and craft Emmy-worthy scripture, I literally have to find a new apartment in one week and freelance in high-gear to afford such, so--- I'm going to have to settle on this manic middle of the night "hit send" approach that almost everybody advices to not do. But, it's off the cuff, filled with deep, earnest love and most importantly, fruited from the naturally proliferative seed of Pleasure, that saving, saving grace.
 
Thank you so much for your work in the world. I'm delighted by the possibility of making your acquaintance.
 
Warmly,
Leslie Helpert
Gramercy Park, May 6th, 2019
 
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